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REAL RESCUES | REAL DIRT | REAL INTERACTION
This is Our Home.
You’re Just Visiting.

We are a rescue sanctuary, not a polished theme park. It’s peaceful, yet informal and unapologetically hands-on.

We don’t have exhibits; we have roommates. And most of them have been waiting all day to judge your outfit and steal your snacks.

We are a rescue sanctuary, not a polished theme park. It’s peaceful, yet informal and unapologetically hands-on.
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This is Our Home.
You’re Just Visiting.

We are a rescue sanctuary, not a polished theme park.

It’s peaceful, yet informal and unapologetically hands-on.

We don’t have exhibits; we have roommates.

And most of them have been waiting all day to judge your outfit and steal your snacks.

CONSENT IS OPTIONAL
If you’re looking for a glass barrier, you’re in the wrong place. Our animals—from the goats to the geese—don’t understand personal space.
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Sampson, a cow with pumpkin on his face.

MOST WANTED

Dominick the Donkey
MOST WANTED:
The Finger-Snatcher

Our resident donkey is the life of the party, but he’s convinced your index finger is a gourmet snack. He’s fun, he’s vocal, and he’s highly motivated by treats.

THE RULE: It’s safest to place one or two pieces of food on his fence. If you offer a “carrot” (your finger), he will try to take a deposit.

FLAT PALMS ONLY!

Our resident donkey is the life of the party, but he’s convinced your index finger is a gourmet snack. He’s fun, he’s vocal, and he’s highly motivated by treats...
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MOST WANTED:
The Finger-Snatcher

Our resident donkey is the life of the party, but he’s convinced your index finger is a gourmet snack.

He’s fun, he’s vocal, and he’s highly motivated by treats.

THE RULE: It’s safest to place one or two pieces of food on his fence.

If you offer a “carrot” (your finger), he will try to take a deposit.

FLAT PALMS ONLY!

I NEED MY FINGERS
INTERNAL MEMO: BAMBOO AUDIT
FROM: The Burrow Bureau
SUBJECT: Your Generosity

Our prairie dogs are the zoo’s unofficial accountants. They don’t care about your life story...
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INTERNAL MEMO: BAMBOO AUDIT

FROM: The Burrow Bureau
SUBJECT: Your Generosity

THE BAMBOO SHAKEDOWN:
Our prairie dogs are the zoo’s unofficial accountants. They don’t care about your life story; they want to know exactly how much bamboo you bought for them at the gate.

THE VERDICT:
Expect them to stand at attention and judge your generosity.

(If you passed the gate without a bundle, you have been logged in the "Cheapskate Database.")

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INCIDENT REPORT:
THE TURKEY HUSTLE
Expect a welcoming committee that moves at Mach 1. To a toddler, it looks like Jurassic Park. To us, it’s just a 20lb bird asking for a head scratch.
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INCIDENT REPORT:
THE TURKEY HUSTLE

Expect a welcoming committee that moves at Mach 1.

To a toddler, it looks like Jurassic Park. To us, it’s just a 20lb bird asking for a head scratch.

They aren't attacking; they’re just needy and have zero concept of personal space.

PRO-TIP: Standing your ground is the secret. If you run, it’s a game of tag.

They always win tag.

Stay still, keep your cool, and let them realize you aren't a giant piece of corn.

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"Gus the Gooser" at 3 Palms Zoo in Townsend, DE.
SUBJECT: GUS (THE GOOSE)

CRIMINAL RECORD:
Excessive honking, zero respect for personal space, and unauthorized "goosing" of visitors.

THE VERDICT:
Gus isn't trying to eat you. He’s "imprinted," meaning he thinks humans are his literal family. If he follows you, he’s just waiting for you to lead the flock. Consider it a rite of passage.

CRIMINAL RECORD: Excessive honking, zero respect for personal space, and unauthorized "goosing" of visitors.
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SUBJECT: GUS (THE GOOSE)

CRIMINAL RECORD:
Excessive honking, zero respect for personal space, and unauthorized "goosing" of visitors.

THE VERDICT:
Gus isn't trying to eat you. He’s "imprinted," meaning he thinks humans are his literal family.

If he follows you, he’s just waiting for you to lead the flock. Consider it a rite of passage.

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BIOLOGICAL LANDMINES DETECTED

This is a working rescue farm, and our chickens have the run of the place.

That means you'll probably find poop on the ground, fences and everywhere in between!

Watch your step, wear shoes you don't love, and embrace the 💩.

This is a working rescue farm, and our chickens have the run of the place. That means you'll probably find poop on the ground...
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BIOLOGICAL LANDMINES DETECTED

This is a working rescue farm, and our chickens have the run of the place.

That means you'll probably find poop on the ground, fences and everywhere in between!

Watch your step, wear shoes you don't love, and embrace the 💩.

I ACCEPT THE MESS
Olive, a Polish Chicken
GOOD TIMES.
ZERO PRETENSION.
If you hear music floating through the trees, don't worry—it’s not in your head. We keep the radio playing something festive and fun to keep the energy up and the animals chill. It’s a farm party, and you’re the guest of honor. Leave the fancy clothes in the car, bring your sense of humor, and get ready for the best 'bad' idea you've had all year.
If you hear music floating through the trees, don't worry—it’s not in your head. We keep the radio playing something festive and fun to keep the energy up...
🎉 JOIN THE PARTY
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GOOD TIMES.
ZERO PRETENSION.
If you hear music floating through the trees, don't worry—it’s not in your head. We keep the radio playing something festive and fun to keep the energy up and the animals chill. It’s a farm party, and you’re the guest of honor. Leave the fancy clothes in the car, bring your sense of humor, and get ready for the best 'bad' idea you've had all year.
I'M READY
🎟️ I'M IN. SHOW ME THE HOURS.
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"So grateful to have this refuge for animals in Delaware! There are still good people out there. Thank you for opening this place to the public and taking such good care of the animals. Note for visitors: it’s a good idea to wear long pants as there is a friendly vulture who likes pants and shoes and may get your ankle instead! Regardless, we had a great time!"

- Tamara Daniels
VERIFIED GUESTa year ago
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"Love this little rescue zoo. The staff are very nice and knowledgeable about the animals. My first time going at Christmas. The lights were beautiful. Just wish we could've fed the animals but were told we can't feed them during holiday events.🎄🎄🎄"

- Tee
VERIFIED GUEST5 months ago
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"I went with my family this past weekend and had an AMAZING time. Staff were so knowledgeable and kind, and all of the animals looked so happy!! 10/10 recommend. Gus the goose was our fav!!"

- Hannah Wilmer
VERIFIED GUEST2 months ago